简历

樊功生

做了个奇怪的梦

镜子里突然不见自己的脸了

五官抹成一个平面

白白的

仔细看

竟有密密的字样

中文, 英文... 

莫非是我的简历？

慌乱之时

女友来电话

她的脸也没了

哭得好伤心

她有一张美丽的脸

兄长教诲过我：

-- 简历要放最显要的位置

你长啥样

读什么书

如今都不重要

人家只看：简历！

不是吗？现在

谁来关心你的兴趣，志向和情怀？

他们只想扫入你的信息

三秒钟内决定你的命运

时间过得快

梦里的时间更快

人生结束了

终于见到上帝

我准备好了一份简历

上帝却说：

-- 你的事嘛我知道

你们不都是我造的吗？

简历不用了

拿回去吧

-- 可是, 上帝

小的这几十年

吃了无数的苦

脸都不要了

就换来这份简历啊... 

-- 又一个傻瓜！

好吧, 善哉

你光着身子下去的

还是光着身子回来吧

天堂不需要什么... 

CV 

By Ken Fan

It's a strange dream, 

Suddenly my face disappeared in the mirror. 

All become flat, 

And starch white. 

Look carefully, 

Words are densely printed, 

In Chinese and English. 

Maybe my CV? 

While deeply confounded, 

My lady friend calls,

Her face has disappeared as well. 

Sobbing nonstop, 

She did have a pretty face. 

My big brother once said, 

The CV needs to prominently displayed. 

How you look, 

What you learn, 

Are no longer important. 

They only care about your CV! 

Isn't that so? 

Now who would care about your ambition, 

or your feelings? 

They just scan the data, 

And decide your fate in three seconds. 

Time flies, 

And dream flies even faster. 

My life has ended. 

And I met God finally, 

With a well-prepared CV. 

Yet said God:

-- I know all about you, 

Didn't I create all? 

Take back your CV, 

It's no use to me. 

-- But God, 

This humble being, 

In all these years, 

has taken so much pain and suffering,

Even my face is sacrificed, 

Just for this CV! 

-- Another dumb ass

Ok, ok.

But you can only return naked, 

Since you went down naked prior. 

Nothing else is needed in Paradise...